No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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