Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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