Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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