Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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