and you said cock pushups were impossible
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
