If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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