i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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