I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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