Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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