if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
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Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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