I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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