Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize