who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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