yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Randomize