North Korea, Best Korea!
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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