You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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