it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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