16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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