i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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