i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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