doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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