Have you finally orgasmed yet?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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