PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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