It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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