your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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