Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
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on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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