I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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