She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
