i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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