He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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