im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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