So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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