So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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