I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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