ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
too bad you live with your parents still
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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