theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
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We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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