I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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