Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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