I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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