Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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