it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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