AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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