Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Randomize