I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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