question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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