Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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