id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
