Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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