You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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