Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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