paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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