I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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