mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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