Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
