I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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