no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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