I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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