Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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