this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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